I've had enough... Dear Asher Roth Fans...

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

If the real "Slim Shady" ever wakes up from his deep slumber...

Mr Roth's career will be over, NO final "Curtain Call," NO "Encore," and NO longevity to ever warrant a cover of "When I'm Gone."

There is and will ONLY be ONE "Marshall Mathers LP"

Don't get attached...

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before...

btw... if Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien had a baby... it'd look like Mr. Roth...